Part 5
In order to distract him...she starts an imaginary scooter
Geet: Hey baito na, hum ghumne chalthe hai...
[hey, sit, let us roam somewhere]
Maan: Hmmm...theek hai
[okay]
Inside the wedding hall
Mohinder was talking to one of his relatives when Rano came and asked him
Rano: Aapne geet ko dekha kya?
[Did you see Geet somewhere?]
Mohinder: Maine kaha tha uska mood bahut kharab hai, uska haath math chodna, ab dekho kya ho gaya, jao ab, dhundo use..
[I told you her mood is off,
don't leave her hand
now see what happened,
go now, search her]
Rano: Galti meri nahi, aapki hai.
aap hi ne uss Anand ko damaad banana chaha na, aur ab dekho use geet nahi chahiye, hamare saare paise barbaad ho gaye (it was geet's parents who paid for the education of Anand)
ab ladki ko nahi dusra damaad dhundna padega.
[It is not my mistake, it's yours.
You wanted Anand as your son-in-law, now he doesn't want our Geet, we lost all our money (it was Geet's parents who paid for the education of Anand)
Now we need to search for another son-in-law]
Mohinder got very angry by this
Mohinder: tum toh insaan kehlane ke layak hi nahi ho...Fuming
[You really cannot be called a human]
Rano: Haan haan agar insaan hoti toh aapse kyon shaadi karti??
[I wouldn't have married you if I were a human]
Relatives started laughing by hearing their argument...
Mohinder: tum toh bas ab chup hi ho jao, pointing a finger towards her..
[Just be silent now]
Rano: Mujh par ungli dikhane se kuch nahi hoga...duniya wala jo hum par ungliya dikharahe hai uska kuch karo...
[There is no use pointing a finger at me, do something of the fingers world is pointing us]
The imaginary scooter of Maan and Geet reached wedding hall...
Geet: Stop stop
Unsteadily holding each other they make their way to the two seats at the farthest corner from where Siman and Anand were clearly visible.
Geet: Yaha kya ho raha hai
[what is happening here?]
Maan: Maatham
[sad event]
Geet: He he he
He says something in his ear and she starts to laugh like hell.
They tried to clap their hands but they never collided instead they fall over each other.
They sit properly.
Maan and Geet see the bride and groom in conversation with some aunty. They try to imitate Anand and Simran respectively.
Maan: Haan aunty ji mein hi woh ullu ka pattha hoon
[Yes aunty, I am that stupid]
Geet: Nahi kisi ne gadha kaha tha, batao Anand, sharmao math
[No, some one said donkey Anand dear, tell her, don't be shy]
Maan: Haan who toh sahi hai...ye actually kisi aur ki lover hai aunty...patient ke saath aayi thi...par kutte ki tarah peche padd ke maine isse pata liya...mujh se bada gadha koi hoga kya auntyji? bataye?
[That also is true, she is someone else's lover aunty, came with a patient, but I was after her like a dog and wooed her, won't there be any other donkey like me aunty? huh?]
Geet: Uss lover ko toh maine footbaal ki tarah maar diya...match interesting hai na aunty...waise mujhe toh koi sharam nahi hai...aur luckily isse bhi...
[I played football with that lover, interesting match aunty, I was really shameless, I am lucky Anand is shameless too]
Both Maan and Geet together (imitating aunty here): waah mere bacchon...BP aur Diabetes ki tarah sarva naash ho jao...
[Wow my kids, May you both be destroyed like BP and Diabetes ]
They both see each other and laugh like hell...
Getting bored they come out of that wedding hall...
Geet: Mujhe ride pe jana hai
[I want to go on a ride]
Maan: Kaun si car me?
[In which car?]
She sees all the cars parked in the parking and gets transfixed at a cute yellow car.
Geet: Yellow wali..
[that yellow one]
Maan: He he..chalo..
[let's go]
TO BE CONTINUED
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